Thursday, December 29, 2011

Collateral



Collateral (2004)
Starring: Tom Cruise, Jamie Foxx, and Mark Ruffalo
Directed by: Michael Mann
Nominated for Academy Award: Jamie Foxx - Best Supporting Actor
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Grade: B

This was a good movie overall. The only thing I didn't like was seeing Tom Cruise as a bad guy. (Hello, Maverick? He can't be a bad guy!) This movie is about LA cab driver Max Durocher (Foxx), who is dedicated to his job. So dedicated, that he keeps his cab in perfect shape. After giving a ride to a pretty US Attorney (Jada Pinkett Smith), he picks up a mysterious man named Vincent (Cruise), who tells him he'll pay him hundreds of dollars to drive him around to different meetings through the night. At their first stop, a body falls onto the cab, understandably freaking Max out. Things go from bad to worse when he realizes that Vincent killed him and his "meetings" are other killings he's been hired to complete. While the two speed through the streets of LA, with Vincent trying to complete his job and Max trying to stay alive, a tough detective named Fanning (Ruffalo) is on their trail. The FBI thinks that Max is in on it but Fanning isn't so sure. Fanning has to try to find Max before either the FBI or Vincent kills him in order to prove his innocence. Great performance from Tom Cruise, as usual. Jamie Foxx is also great. Mark Ruffalo is almost unrecognizable in this role; I only recognized him because of his voice. Great cast, and good movie.



Monday, December 26, 2011

Inglourious Basterds



Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Starring: Brad Pitt, Diane Kruger, and Christoph Waltz
Directed and Written by: Quentin Tarantino
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Grade: A

I love World War II movies. While this one wasn't a normal World War Ii movie (by any means), it was still good. Tarantino definitely isn't focused on being historically accurate. He is, however, focused on making a good movie. And he does that here. I didn't like it as much as Reservoir Dogs, this one was good, too. The movie starts out in Nazi occupied France, where young Jewish refugee Shosanna Dreyfus (Melanie Laurent) witnesses the slaughter of her family by Colonel Hans Landa (Waltz). Narrowly escaping with her life, she plots her revenge several years later when German war hero Fredrick Zoller (Daniel Bruhl) takes a rapid interest in her and arranges an illustrious movie premiere at the theater she now runs. With the promise of every major Nazi officer in attendance, the event catches the attention of the "Basterds", a group of Jewish-American guerilla soldiers led by the ruthless Lt. Aldo Raine (Pitt). As the relentless executioners advance and the conspiring young girl's plans are set in motion, their paths will cross for a fateful evening that will shake the very annals of history. Also stars Michael Fassbender as a German speaking British officer sent in to help a double agent (Kruger).



Saturday, December 24, 2011

Zodiac



Zodiac (2007)
Starring: Jake Gyllenhaal, Robert Downey Jr., and Mark Ruffalo
Directed by: David Fincher
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Grade: A+

I love movies about crimes...I don't know why...I'm not that violent... Anyway, this is one of the best I've seen, sticking very close to the real-life story. Paul Avery (Downey Jr.) is a star reporter with the San Francisco Chronicle. Also working in the office is Robert Graysmith (Gyllenhaal), a political cartoonist with a love of puzzles and no respect. A letter arrives at the Chronicle telling of two murders committed. In the letter, the person that wrote it took responsibility for both and sent a cypher to be published in the next edition. The paper doesn't take him seriously, which leads to more killings and more letters, from a man now calling himself "the Zodiac". At first kept out of the loop, when Graysmith solves one of the killer's cyphers and makes several guesses about the killer's next move, Avery starts sharing information with him. As they form a partnership, detectives Dave Toschi (Ruffalo) and Bill Armstrong (Anthony Edwards) start investigating the case when the killer crosses into their county. As many obstacles enter the picture and many years pass, it becomes clear to most of the people involved that the Zodiac will never be caught. While he is fading in the public interest, Graysmith is only becoming more obsessed. As his obsession grows and he gets closer to the truth, the more he is putting himself and his family in harm's way.



Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol



Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011)
Starring: Tom Cruise, Jeremy Renner, and Simon Pegg
Directed by: Brad Bird
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Grade: A++

I have always loved the Mission: Impossible movies. The first movie is strictly an espionage movie, the second is just bad, and the third is more of an action movie. This one is much more like the third. Although I always like Tom Cruise and Ethan Hunt, the addition of Jeremy Renner as Brandt makes the movie even more exciting. The movie starts with Benji (Pegg) breaking Ethan Hunt (Cruise) out of jail in Russia. The other member of the team, Jane (Paula Patton), informs Hunt that she and Benji's original partner, Hanaway (Josh Holloway), was killed during a seemingly routine op by an assassin. This same assassin plans to sell the documents that she stole to an unstable terrorist. Hunt's team is given the mission (should they choose to accept it) to invade the Kremlin and find the file on this terrorist. But, during their escape, the Kremlin is blown up, which is blamed on not only Hunt but the entire IMF. The secretary of defense picks up Hunt and tells him that the president has initiated Ghost Protocol and the IMF has been disavowed. After their car is hit, Hunt narrowly escapes with the secretary's chief analyst, Brandt (Renner). As they try to get to the assassin before she sells the documents, it becomes clear that there is more to Brandt than meets the eye. Overall, great movie, my favorite M:I so far. I'm excited to see what will happen with Brandt if they make more movies.



Thursday, December 8, 2011

The Mechanic



The Mechanic (2011)
Starring: Jason Statham, Ben Foster, and Donald Sutherland
Directed by: Simon West
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Grade: B

I would watch any movie with Jason Statham in it. So I was really excited for this movie. I didn't feel like it was worth the wait. While Statham was good, as usual, the story seemed kind of rushed and not really written well. Overall, a good story but not executed in the best way. Arthur Bishop (Statham) is a "mechanic", with the problems he fixes being people. After his boss, Dean (Tony Goldwyn), tells him that his mentor and best friend, Harry McKenna (Sutherland), is betraying the government and selling secrets. They tell him that he can either kill him or they will hire outside their agency. Using his connection with McKenna, Arthur reluctantly does the job. After the funeral, he is approached by McKenna's estranged son, Steve (Foster). When Arthur finds out that McKenna was framed, Arthur takes it upon himself to find and kill those responsible. After training Steve, Arthur, along with Steve, sets out to hunt down Dean and the rest of the people who ordered the hit on McKenna. Like I said, good story but, after the movie and the ending, it leaves the viewer hanging.



Friday, December 2, 2011

Water for Elephants



Water for Elephants (2011)
Starring: Robert Pattinson, Reese Witherspoon, and Christoph Waltz
Directed by: Francis Lawrence
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Grade: A+

The only reason I watched this movie was, of course, because of Robert Pattinson. He's hot, he's Edward...what's not to love? In this movie, he plays Jacob Jankoski, a man who's parents recently died in a car accident. He jumps on board a train, not knowing that this train is carrying a traveling circus called the Benzini Brothers. After being hired as a vet, he gets to know August (Waltz), the owner and leader of the circus and his wife Marlena (Witherspoon). August has an awful temper, which Jacob experiences first hand, especially after he and Marlena grow closer. After August finds an elephant to add to the show, Jacob is in even more demand, having to take care of the elephant. As the circus falls apart around him, Jacob watches as August starts to lose control and tries to keep Marlena out of harm's way.



Thursday, December 1, 2011

Tower Heist



Tower Heist (2011)
Starring: Ben Stiller, Eddie Murphy, and Casey Affleck
Directed by: Brett Ratner
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Grade: A

This movie was quite funny. It could have done without a lot of the raunchy humor, it was still good. Josh Kovacks (Stiller) is the manager of the Tower, an upscale apartment building where an apartment costs millions of dollars a month. Josh is great at his job, making sure all of the tenants are happy and all of his workers are doing their jobs. What he doesn't know is that the Tower's richest tenant, Arthur Shaw (Alan Alda), an investment banker, has been arrested for fraud. At first, Josh thinks this must be a mistake. He soon finds out, however, that, when Shaw said he was going to invest all of the worker's paychecks, he really just stole all of the money. After Josh is fired, he decides that he needs to get the money back. Josh, along with a former tenant named Mr. Fitzhugh (Matthew Broderick), the Tower's former concierge Charlie (Affleck), a new worker to the Tower named Enrique Dev’Reaux (Michael Pena), a maid named Odessa (Gabourey Sidibe), and a petty thief from Josh's past, Slide (Murphy). As the team plans the difficult heist, they also have to make sure that suspicious FBI agent Claire Denham (Tea Leoni) doesn't catch them in the act.



Friday, November 25, 2011

Breaking Dawn: Part 1



Breaking Dawn: Part 1 (2011)
Starring: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner
Directed by: Bill Condon
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Grade: A+

I really liked this movie! While I didn't like it as much as the other ones, it was pretty good and kept my interest the entire time. It felt like the movie only lasted half an hour. Bella (Stewart) and Edward (Pattinson) get married at the beginning of the movie. After a tense visit from Jacob (Lautner) and the rest of the werewolves, they leave for their honeymoon on Carlisle's (Peter Facinelli) private island, Isle Esme. While there, they discover that Bella is pregnant and, after a hasty trip home, that they can't remove the baby, even though it will slowly kill her from the inside. Only Rosalie (Nikki Reed) is on her side, with even her best friend Alice (Ashley Greene) and mother-figure Esme (Elizabeth Reaser) siding against her. While Carlisle and Edward try to save Bella from the killer baby, Jacob and Paul (Alex Meraz) prepare for the upcoming war that will happen when Bella dies and the Cullen's break the treaty.



Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Zookeeper



Zookeeper (2011)
Starring: Kevin James, Rosario Dawson, and Leslie Bibb
Directed by: Frank Coraci
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Grade: B+

This movie, while not strong plot wise (as expected), is hilarious. Kevin James is always good, especially in his movies that are just about him (Paul Blart). In this movie, Griffin Keyes (James) is a zookeeper who is very good at his job. He is still in love with his ex-girlfriend, Stephanie (Bibb), who dumped him in the middle of a proposal three years before. After the animals accidentally reveal to him that they can actually talk and understand what people say, they urge him, in order to get her back, to take another date to his brother's wedding to make her jealous. Griffin decides on Kate (Dawson), another zookeeper who has just finished creating the new eagle habitat. After successfully making Stephanie jealous, he is forced to change everything about himself in order to make her happy. This, of course, doesn't sit well with the animals? Will they be able to convince him to come back? Or will they be stuck with Shane (Donnie Wahlberg, ahh!!), the horrible zookeeper that tortures them all?



Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Horrible Bosses




Horrible Bosses (2011)
Starring: Jason Bateman, Charlie Day, and Jason Sudeikis
Directed by: Seth Gordon
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Grade: B

While this movie was funny at parts, I felt the same way about this as I did about Bridesmaids: promising concept, funny moments, but overall too dirty to be really funny. Nick Hendricks (Bateman) hates his boss, Mr. Harken (Kevin Spacey), because he calls him out for being 2 minutes late, refuses to promote him, and, really, he is just a jerk. Dale Arbus (Day) hates his boss, Dr. Julia Harris (Jennifer Aniston) because she is always coming onto him, even though he's married, and, really, she's just a jerk. Kurt Buckman (Sudeikis) loves his boss, Jack Pellit (Donald Sutherland) but when he dies, his son, Bobby Pellit (Collin Farrell), takes over and Buckman hates him, for being a drug addict, not being as good as his father, and for, obviously, being a jerk. The three friends come up with the brilliant idea of hiring a hit man to kill their respective bosses. What they get instead is murder consultant Dean "MF" Jones (Jamie Foxx). He informs them that the only way to kill their bosses is to make it look like an accident. As all of them set out to off their bosses, one of their bosses is, not quite surprisingly, is a homicidal maniac that just might take care of their problems on his own.



Saturday, November 12, 2011

Bridesmaids




Bridesmaids (2011)
Starring: Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph, and Rose Byrne
Directed by: Kristen Wiig and Annie Mumolo
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Grade: B

This was a funny movie but, in my opinion, it was ruined by all of the raunchy "jokes". Annie's (Wiig) life is a mess. So, when she finds out that her lifelong best friend Lillian (Rudolph) is engaged and she's going to be the bridesmaid, she's extremely excited. But, Lillian's new friend Helen (Byrne) is not only rich, powerful, and seemingly all-knowing, she's also vicious. And she will do anything to make sure that Annie is replaced as maid of honor and she is the one doing the replacing. Though sad, loveless, and broke, Annie bluffs her way through expensive and bizarre rituals. Along on the ride with Annie are three crazy other bridesmaids (Melissa McCarthy, Wendi McLendon-Covey, and Ellie Kemper). With one change to get it perfect, she'll show Lillian, Helen, and the rest of the bridesmaids just how far you'll go for someone you love.



Thursday, November 10, 2011

Crazy, Stupid, Love.




Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011)
Starring: Steve Carell, Ryan Gosling, and Julianne Moore
Directed by: Glenn Ficara and John Requa
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Grade: A+

I didn't know about this movie when we started it. But it ended up being hilarious! Steve Carell is always awesome, as is Ryan Gosling. I rarely like Julianne Moore in movies but I actually really liked her in this one. And, of course, as is the case with any movie she's in, the shining light is Emma Stone. Cal Weaver (Carell) is shocked when his wife Emily (Moore) announces that she wants to get divorced because she didn't think they were in love anymore. She also announces that she had an affair with David Lindhagen (Kevin Bacon). Instead of fighting for her, Cal just gives up, moves into another apartment, and starts going to a bar every night, leaving their kids (Jonah Bobo and Joey King) confused. Jacob Palmer (Gosling) has what every guy would consider a great life, a lady's man always "scoring". But, while at the same bar ever night, he starts to notice Cal and thinks he's a sad loser who just needs a little help. After taking Cal shopping, Jacob starts to help him talk to women. Meanwhile, Hannah (Stone) gets rejected by her yuppie boyfriend Richard (Josh Groban), she goes to the bar, meeting up with Jacob and taking advantage of his willingness to do anything for a woman. Overall an adorable movie. Great performances by all of the cast and even a little surprising at parts.



Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Scre4m




Scre4m (2011)
Starring: Neve Campbell, Courtney Cox, and David Arquette
Directed by: Wes Craven
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Grade: A++

This is my favorite Scream movie, even better than the first one. Sidney Prescott (Campbell), now the author of a self-help book, comes back to Woodsboro on the last stop of her book tour. Little does she know that another Ghostface killer has emerged, killing people with similar names, in a similar order, as the first time around. While in town, Sidney visits Dewey (Arquette) and Gale (Cox), who are now married. She also sees her cousin Jill (Emma Roberts), who has a lot of friends who introduce new characters to kill off. There's her best friends Kirby (Hayden Panettiere) and Olivia (Marielle Jaffe), geeks Charlie Walker (Rory Culkin) and Robbie Mercer (Erik Knudson) (who is this movie's Randy), and ex-boyfriend Trevor Sheldon (Nico Tortorella). As Robbie explains the rules of the reboot, it becomes clear that anything can happen and the rule is there are no rules. Plus, the opening scene with Lucy Hale, Shanae Grimes, Anna Paquin, Kristen Bell, Aimee Teegarden, and Britt Robertson is brilliant and surprising. LOVE this movie!